Top 3 Rank Nurses

[sadistic]

Due to onpouring complaints about these heathens, it is time to establish once and for all, the top 5 who sit on a high rank and nurse it like the femmes that they are. Are they recognized as top players? Only by themselves and the delusion that other members see their names up high in the ranks and respect their skills. In reality a rank nurse is an embarrassment to the game and manhood by which they falsely assume.

1. AceRimmer - Not only has he run in shame from Keyser Shihan but he has also scrambled in terror from my challenge. This Undergrub from meta, nurses his rank on both stratego sites like a proud wench over her only material possession. Impoverished of pride, he assumes that he is recognized with respect due to his high ranking. Little does he know that he has become the laughing stock of the town. Run my shining example, run! LMAO!

2. Maribo - I like this player yet who can explain his sudden absence since acquiring a high rank in 2006? We all know your skill level, Maribo, no matter what you are ranked. Your ranking hasn't any bearing on what others think of your skill. Got it? Now, get back into the playing field and have some fun.

3. Tomba - When his rank began the year at a very high level, he embarrassed his entire bloodline with effeminate behavior of the most cowardly sort. Running out of game rooms when joined by skilled players is no way to acquire respect among the players here.

These players have disgraced the game and their own manhood. I am hoping that Maribo awakens from his present state and realizes that rank doesn't really mean more than enjoying the game and having fun. He is a good fellow and deserves a chance to redeem himself. Ace seems to be far beyond hope. Until I see him behave like a man with some pride, he is a "shoe in" for top honors in this category, for years to come. Tomba has already attempted to bust himself out of the Rank Nurse facility by playing me, but was dealt a gruesome reality check by losing a one sided blowout. Lets see what his final reaction will be to the vicious a$$ whipping that he took. For now, these are your top 3 rank nurses, gravonians.

[acerimmer]

You NEED HELP!

You can hardly write a post without mentioning my name. Your obsession will me is very unhealthy and unmanly. Just let me point out this key point to you. Ace butters his bread strictly ‘butter side up’.

As for your comments about me!
Totally inaccurate and you know it.

You like to spread BULLSHIT AND LIES.

Try being a man and telling the truth.

Your (suuuuck, suuuuck, friend) Keyser_Soze got a good a$$ whooping in UL only a few days ago. After I beat him, I asked him if he would like another game. He wasn't up to it. "Maybe next time" he replied.

As for your so-called challenge That's "NO CHALLENGE".
The ramblings of an obsessed fool do not neither worry me, nor bother me. You foolish man.....you already got your butt kicked by me this year.

You talk sh-it about me and tell lies!
It is getting very tiring listening to the verbal diarrhoea that comes out of your mouth.
I proved to you that I play a good standard of players. But still you continue your attacks against me? You really have (f.u.c.k. all) between your ears, don't you?
You are the American equivalent of "Sam Dingle" out of the soap "Emmerdale".
(I would have said "you are an American equivalent of MR BEAN".......But that would have been an insult to MR BEAN)

You really are “as thick as pig sh it”.
A very apt statement, taking into account you “shovel enough of it”.

[sadistic]

LMAO!!! Thank you ASSREAMER! Your agony made my day. If you were a fish, you would be the dumbest fish in the water and would be caught every day. Why every day? Because, nobody would want to take your scrawny, deformed, sickly soul home! LOL. You are the world's worst rank nurse and you know it. This explains why you get so enraged when I mention it. This is why you did what you did at meta in order to avoid 2 crushing losses to me. Do you honestly think I am the only one who thinks this of you? Sure, I am a genius but it doesn't take a genius to observe the things that you do. As a man who has obviously been mounted by several burly men in your past, it is time that you get therapy. Or are you scared of that too? LMAO!!! What would I do without you, Ace?

By the way, if you are sure that you are the superior player, bring it on. I am here taking on all players, every day. Bring that metascrub game to me and I'll spit you out like sour milk. That is, if you are growing tired of ambushing people in UL who don't know how to play with those rules. LMAO! Oh, Ace, you make me laugh so wonderfully.

[acerimmer]

Not agony!

Merely sick of yout constant BULLSHIT!

[sadistic]

Whaaaaa..........................whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................will somebody warm up some milk????