Gravon's most disappointing players

sadistic · Last edited by sadistic on 13.03.2006 17:56; edited 2 times in total

This is the other side of my most recent post. As we all know by now, life is not perfect and for every asset to the world, there are generally 2 liabilities.

Wussy - I am a big fan of the Wusster, as he is of mine. However, the fact that he is not on gravon more often, is a disappointment to all aspiring stratego players. He is a stunning player with a robust, aggressive style and the site could really use his presence. Wussy has left some of his fans in a sad state due to his absence.

Darth Remark - An intelligent and skilled player, he has somehow lost his nerve and very rarely plays a ranked game. Simply put, the Darth man is shell shocked.

Lion - I never played this legend but the word is that he has discovered the almighty vulva and has streaked off of the online stratego world.

edlottofx - A charismatic, eccentric fellow, he has suffered the woeful temptation of the lotto pipe and there doesn't seem to be any hopes of rehabilitation in sight.

Ehrlicher_Tex - I am not sure if the "Tex" in his name refers to the USA state of Texas, but it probably does judging by his "Hail Mary" style. Just as his brethren, George Bush, tends to move before he thinks, the Earlicker is a gambling fool who stubbornly reaffirms his mindlessness by making the same mistakes over and over again. Does he recognize them? Hell no! He just keeps on chugging down the same road of failure. On the positive side, he is not hurting anyone, while G. Bush is fu(king up the entire world that we live in.

support - This guy is a real asset to the site and will readily give rematches. He loves competition and has not shown a bit of the apprehension that is so common in many other players. He just needs to play more often to be removed from this list.

AceRimmer - Once Master Shihan challenged the Ace to barrage and UL, the Acester escaped and has not returned. It looks badly to run from competition and the Ace is showing signs of being a rank player, as Esquire puts it. The fact is this; any quality player who is at meta more than here is obviously avoiding competition. Get it together, Ace and maybe you will be removed from this list.

Wimpa Tomba - I respect Esquire's opinion and therefore add this "pretty boy" to the list. Such cowardly players are a disgrace to the game. I have not even noticed tomba and because of his low profile, would never consider him a top level player. I had not noticed his effeminate ways and take Esquire's word for it, that he cowers in the face of true competition. He could be ranked number 1 and it would not mean a thing. I play so many games that, if I do not know who you are or have any idea of your skill level, you are obviously avoiding me and anybody else who is a dangerous opponent.

-deleted129 · Posted: 10.03.2006 22:49 Post subject:

It's dissapointing that I am on this list.

In fact, more things are dissapointing..... (but now I am not talking Gravon-things

)
To bad that I can not find time to play.

Best wishes.

Wussy
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esquire · Posted: 13.03.2006 08:20 Post subject:

Tomba is the Number ONE player on this list for sure Sadistic. He avoids playing good players better than anyone. He should win the Award hands down for the first quarter of 2006.

For example-Tomba had a long win streak. Tomba is ranked high right now in 2006. TOmba seems to play a lot of games. But, a couple of times that he appeared to have an open table awaiting anyone that joined, I came to room and joined. At this point he left the table and went to another. This is the most cowardly person on gravon in my opinion.

ruben87 · Posted: 13.03.2006 14:40 Post subject:

I agree Esquire, a few months ago I had a game with him and he was anoying slow too!

OGETARTS · Posted: 13.03.2006 18:52 Post subject:

I agree with esquire. I have asked tomba maybe 5 or 6 times to play a match and he has said no each and every time. He will only play me in barrage and that's no fun.

OGE

esquire · Posted: 13.03.2006 23:07 Post subject:

Also, it has come to my attention there is another that desperately needs to be on the list. His name is ZERO. Now I know he is administration, so blah blah blah.....But, it appears he only plays a game, which by the way is versus a very low ranked opponent, whenever his name is about to go into the darkness on the ranking list.....Well we will keep a close eye on the situation, his overall ranking has fallen into the darkness due to inactivity -- Let's see who he plays.

Maybe somebody could explain this, or even zero could. I never see him play, maybe he is really good???? I do see he played versus many of the great players a long time ago, then he just quit playing at all...Why is this?

jerry · Posted: 15.03.2006 11:41 Post subject: not on the list?

Should have included me on yr list Sadi, Have been a poor performer lately, and a bad start to the year..As you have mentioned, the skill of 'Activity" is a good move..

It's nice to say, when you get time, pushing players like Tomahawk and Codyman to 1 hour games, brings back days of old,were I could not be taken lightly..and hmmm waiting for the kids to get a little older-lol.

Cheers Jerry.

unbiasbob · Alter Hase Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 604

I volunteer for this list cause I'm a real wussy. I don't mean like wussy wussy. I never fear edfx though. I love to beat up on that dude. cocky mother, isn't he?

-deleted129 · Posted: 15.03.2006 23:03 Post subject:

esquire · Posted: 30.03.2006 23:38 Post subject:

KEYSER_SOZE United States 15 1721 14 1 0 93.33 0 7 1 7 wins

Officially added to this list. I ask him for a game of classic and he says, "I am rusty cannot play." But the next night he plays someone else with a rating below 1300. Looking at his schedule, all his opponents are below 1300 except one person-and his only loss of the year-to a person rated 1019!

Well Shihan, when you said you were going to make it to the top of the rankings I did not think you would achieve this goal by playing ONLY opponents beneath your skill level. In a way I feel cheated by this behavior. If the prisoners knew you acted like such a sissy when it came to stratego you may be in trouble........

Play some real games soon. You beat Lion before-I know you have it in you. Did you all of a sudden catch the Tombaitis Flu infecting Gravon? I hope not because I heard its effects are irreversible and your anatomy may be replaced by female body parts soon. We have to bite this in the a$$ before it is too late. I am sure Sadistic is here for you, since you are his hero and all.

jerry · Posted: 01.04.2006 12:40 Post subject: haggle

Well in Master-Blasters Defense, yu do have to haggle with him for a while, he will over look a few requests when asked, but will allways play when ready.

Many players will play a certain player, when the time is right, and during this time may decline more offers to play the same player.

I myself only approved this scenario, by bugging MB nicely for a rematch to the many games I had lost against him in Classic, and to Win.

Esquire, you can be a little hot headed some times, relax man, Shihan will allways play anyone at any time, useing Sadistics copy lines, I hope you recieved copyright!!

Being part of this great Stratego Club we have, Master Blaster is a part of what we have, and is no way a Sissy,pussy or what ever.

The only Tombaitis Flu will be caught by parts we don't use

Cheers Jerry.

skywalker · Alter Hase Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 226 Location: Saxony

thank god, other guys realize shihan is a rank player!
he comes online, looks around who's there and if no low ranked player is around he leaves immediately.
i noticed that a couple times during the last months. in addition, he comes online alot as a unregistered player.
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-deleted260 · Posted: 04.04.2006 00:14 Post subject:

OK..listen skywalker...i ONLY come on as Keyser_Soze...if you dont believe me..well thats your problem...dont accuse me of something im not doing!!. you want to bash me for ..as you call it..being a rank player..thats fine..say what you want..BUT!!!i ONLY come on here as Keyser_Soze....i went from MasterShihan to Keyser_Soze..spion changed it...ALL KNOW THIS!!!!...so please dont spread lies about me saying that i come on as un unregistered name..i mean really...for whatever reason you have it in for me..i dont know nor do i care....but stop those lies!!!i come on as Keyser_Soze!!!..thats it..have spion or whoever check all IP addresses. You look silly when you make false claims like that.....Keyser_Soze
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skywalker · Alter Hase Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 226 Location: Saxony

ok shihan. i don't want to offend you.
ok, you don't come online as an unregistered.
hopefully you're pleased now...
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-deleted260 · Posted: 04.04.2006 19:19 Post subject:

Not offeneded at all Mr. Skywalker....in fact..i am flattered that you take time to watch my actions on gravon. Esquire...same goes to you too..keep watching those rank pages guys...i see how important it is to both of you. Most know that i come here to say hi to some friends and get a few barrage games in as well as a once in awhile classic game..i did not think it was a crime to refuse some games and accept others..oh well. Esquire..we played MANY times..so whats with this pussy talk..i mean really man..i see with your BIG ranking came a BIG ego trip as well..stop being concerned as to who and when i play..ITS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!
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