Not quite enough Twinkle in those toes

[sadistic]

I like "Twinkle Toes" Dirac and I can't even explain why. Sure, he won a very prestigious award this year in the annual awards. There is also little doubt that he will be revered in the Hall of Fame in the years to come as gravon's most prolific prancer. Yet, why do I admire "Twinkle Toes" Dirac? Perhaps it is because I realize how much frustration he must be causing others with his fleet footed work. In his own subtle way, he abuses others with what should be harmless twinkling. Is it really harmless? He is a fairly high rated player. Somebody is getting hoodazzled by his fleet footed bamboozlery.
The reason he lost today's game against me was because of the fact that he gave away his spy position after going down two captains. He was then systematically mulched into a sorrowful defeat. Did he stall or leave me waiting for 15 minutes? No, he did not. "Twinkle Toes" took the as$ whipping like a man, albeit a man of the fine art of ballet. Despite the fact that he took this crushing defeat today, I expect "Twinkle Toes" Dirac to go back to the gym and expand his road work. There is little question that he will return with some new moves and once again exasperate others in his wrath of prancemania. Long live "Twinkle Toes"!!!