sadistic Alter Hase
Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 820 Location: Florida, USA
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Posted: 16.01.2006 22:23 Post subject: Mare in Despair again in the New Year |
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This little female started off her new year just as the last one left off; yearning for my spermatozoa and grossly in despair. For Mare, the new year has commenced with a lesson in reality, clarifying that her genetics are simply not up to par with mine. Today's game was a horrific display of survival of the fittest. She sprayed her scent throughout the gamefield, hoping to attract me. She wiggled her goods and fluttered her eye lashes in need of attention. In the end, Mare was left without any miners and a 3 piece power disadvantage. With one side of the board sealed off, it was clear that she would be mounted like a cheap floozy and once again denied the deposit that she so sorely desired. You see, to Mare, a victory over me would be the equivalent of fertilization and that is something this insatiable female has craved ever since discovering my overwhelming manhood.
Sadistic, would you say she is obsessed?
Sadly, it is undeniable, beloved fans of mine.
How did she behave upon realizing the inevitability of the outcome?
With the emotion that is common when a female is rejected of the genetic code that she craves so dearly. She stormed off the site in bitter tears, leaving me waiting for 15 minutes for the victory bus to arrive. It was the only miniscule piece of revenge that was available to her and she took it.
Will she be back, beloved leader of ours?
Please, gravonians! The attraction that females have toward me will not be denied. While most females are rejected by your hero, they still return with delusional hopes and of course, the outcome is the same. Nature is cruel and unfortunately for Mare, she was not gifted by god with the inherent beauty necessary to interest a superfluous male like myself.
It's a new year, gravonians, but unfortunately MARE is once again IN DESPAIR! |
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