ANNUAL AWARDS

sadistic · Posted: 18.01.2006 17:09 Post subject: ANNUAL AWARDS

The year 2005 has ended and with it comes Sadistic's world famous annual awards. Gravonians will note that some of these awards are more flattering than others, yet they all have their purpose and validity.

PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Master Shihan - from his strong showing in the tourny, to his advocacy of Sadistic, Shihan is a hell of a man. From what I have been told, even AceRimmer scurries in fear from a barrage or UL game when the Shihan man is looming about. Shihan commands a strong game in all areas, be it classic, barrage or UL. This does not mean he is the best player at gravon but that he had an excellent year, did more than was expected of him and represented himself well.

PLAYER OF THE YEAR (youth) - General max - How can one argue that "Pretty Boy" Max, a young whipper-snapper, is the dominant young player on gravon?

YOUTH OF THE YEAR - Flamer - This award goes beyond the stratego arena and involves all aspects of behavior. From his bold and brazen demeanor, willingness to play all, to his devout admiration of Sadistic, flamer is a hell of an impressive young man. He has learned, through careful research of Sadistic, to boast openly of his coital triumphs. Such development in my young prodigy nearly brings a tear to my eye. He may also be commissioned in the near future to kick lightbrain's blubbery as$.

HIGH RANKING PLAYER OF THE YEAR - This award goes to the player who is typically rated in the top 10 and plays often and against all comers. Gpet0 wins this award handily. He plays often and does not hide in a high ranking like so many others do.

MODERATOR OF THE YEAR - Without a doubt, Jerry takes this one going away. His uncanny perception and ability to weed out right from wrong, puts him in a class by himself. Jerry simply gets to the facts in all issues and does so with accuracy. He has been relatively inactive in recent times but that does not eliminate what he did throughout the year. If a player is on the side of crime, jerry will locate and uproot the misfit in short order. Stratego fared well in this category as well, especially after the stellar Christmas present that he provided for the beloved Spion. However, Stratego lost some points due to his belligerent behavior early in the year toward Sadistic.

MENTAL CASE OF THE YEAR - Brasnikos (BRASS) - This escapee has provided hope and inspiration to all lunatics, worldwide. A miracle that he is not institutionalized, Brass spews his ailing mental health as proudly as a new automobile reflects its shining paint. Fearless imbeciles like this not only provide entertainment for all of us, but also give hope to incarcerated mental patients throughout the free world.

FORUM WRITER OF THE YEAR - Sadistic - Thank you gravonians for your unanimous votes and with great humbleness, I cannot disagree!! From my glorious post "Sabba takes a Bath" to "Sprucing up the nicknames" and not forgetting "What makes you so great, Sadistic?", I have written some literary masterpieces for all to enjoy. I want all gravonians to remember the Star Trek adage, "the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one". While the subject of my posts is usually ridiculed and humiliated, the remaining gravonian population is clamoring in hysterics and joyous celebration of these masterful posts.

sadistic · Posted: 18.01.2006 17:27 Post subject:

CHICKEN SH1T OF THE YEAR - wimpyss - This award goes to the player who avoids competition like the plague. He runs with fear in shameless fashion and is an embarrassment to men in general.

DISCONTENT FEMALE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Mare - Her agony in the face of reproductive rejection has projected itself for all gravonians to see. She has good taste in men (proven by her obsession with me) but lacks the necessary tools to acquire such fine genetic interest. This leads to inner personal turmoil and anguish of unconcionable levels.

BIG MOUTH, SH1T PLAYER OF THE YEAR - "Lost a Lot" Lancelot - This rube continues to insult and boast as though he has game. He derogates Sadistic (your great and beloved leader) continuously by shouting "Stupid yankee" and other things. His skill level rivals that of a low functioning primate and based on his level of play, it is fair to assume that he has yet to learn how to tie his own shoes.

GROTESQUE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Big_Slob - This bowling alley, white trash heathen typically broadcasts low grade profanity and has presented himself in such a way that he wins this award handily. He recently requested that "wetpanties" provide him with certain acts for his pleasure. Now, anybody using such a name is asking for trouble and Big_Slob did not disappoint. I envision Big_Slob as a large, robust, unbathed, hairy swine of a man. Until I see photos that suggest otherwise, the basis of my judgement will be my cunning intuition.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT - Sabba takes a bath, games 1 and 2 - After boasting before a large crowd, dcSabba took 2 of the most humiliating a$$ whippings ever recorded at gravon. Following these 2 games, ensued the infamous "Sabba takes a Bath" post which sent dcSabba reeling in anger and stubborn obsession. Time finally healed dc's wounds and he is now a prolific player. For a while there, I was concerned that he would reside in Brasnikos' vacant bed at the mental institution.

PRANCER OF THE YEAR - "Twinkle Toes" Dirac - This was a dead tie between Dirac and Rapunzel up until a recent game I had with "Twinkle Toes". Rapunzel has always been known for his prancing, east --->west movements but never have I seen such highly skilled twinkling as what I witnessed first-hand from the world famous, "Twinkle Toes" Dirac. Like a graceful ballerina, he displayed stunning footwork that will never be forgotten, once again establishing himself and removing any doubt as to who is the all time greatest prancer that gravon has ever seen. I should have never doubted you, "Twinkle Toes"!! Great show!

EMBARRASSMENT OF THE YEAR - F P N - This immoral sh1tpile tried to lie his way into the gravon community but was spit out like sour milk. The stumbling mongrel was relegated to hobbling back to his mud yard, where he originated from.

cosmo · Posted: 18.01.2006 19:44 Post subject:

hi sadi
just wondering and i know its nothing to do with stratego BUT it is NFL time and you are a man of the world so it seems apt you are the man to ask .
i'm not going to ask if you have had many cheerleaders brcause if i asked that i'd win the dunce award i'm pretty sure you have had your fair share , instead my question is what team would you award the cheerleaders of the season to ?

cos

sadistic · Posted: 18.01.2006 19:53 Post subject:

Thank you for your question, cosmo. However, I am not a fan of football and if I wish to see females parading for my visual entertainment, I tend to go hard core. Lets face it; nature and/or god would not have created females to be so beautiful if they were supposed to have clothes on.

sadistic · Posted: 19.01.2006 00:07 Post subject:

MOST EFFECTIVE OFFENSIVE PLAYER - Wussy - I have not played him much but from what others have told me, he is very effective in aggressive play. King Sabba Andi gets honorable mention.

ALIAS OF THE YEAR - Esquire- With chameleon-like skill, he hides in the shadows with many names and many colors, blending in with stealth precision. He claims to reveal himself readily and this rationalizes his mercenary behavior. Esquire loves a night out on the lotto club scene and this might be why he adores the alias way of life. A famous Esquire quote, "It's ok to lotto, if you do it responsibly".

AMBUSHER OF THE YEAR - AceRimmer - He loves to grab easy pickings in the form of new players who are unfamiliar with UL rules. By the time they realize that they have been victimized, Ace is on the verge of orgasmic convulsions.

RANK player OF THE YEAR - Black Evil - He worships the ranking list and will not play once he is in a high ranking position. Once his rank is high, he scurries from ranked games and prefers unranked, low stress games.

HENPECKER OF THE YEAR - Noes - Although an excellent player, he can drive one berserk with his annoying henpecking techniques, nipping away at your junk pieces.

LOTTO ADDICT OF THE YEAR - edlottofx - Who can deny the proud ambition that this looting lottoist displayed in his infamous post? He not only lottoes, but does it proudly and stands by his ship, however water-filled it becomes. His reckless play followed by senseless rationale, establishes a place for him in the lotto hall of fame.

MOST EFFECTIVE LOTTOIST - lottoing leto - Who else? This s.o.b. has pulled out several wins against me while he was getting whipped. I don't know how he does it but the bast#rd carefully buff shines all sides of bombs without hitting them and has an uncanny way of guessing correctly. Lottoing Leto is a damn good reason why stratego should have 7 bombs and not 6. Of course, the last time I played him, he blew himself up into submission. Hey, every dirty dog gets cleaned up once in a while.

BARRAGE PLAYER OF THE YEAR - Keyser Shihan - Shihan has proven his abilities by blowing out leto in barrage and scaring the living hell out of Ace Rimmer, as well. This puts Shihan on top and anybody who doubts it can be my guest and play him.

Warhero_POW · User Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Posts: 42 Location: Owensboro, KY

War, The last post I edited, and was removed by Stratego, because it had no subject,was rude and nothing to do with Stratego Game.

This nonsense post to influence Sadistic, is not Recreational, but just intimidation and trouble makeing, and if you want to be suspended from the Forum for comments posted, it's up to you, and remember I,m not just the only Moderator here.

I,m dissapointed in you War, I know you to be better, than to write such rubbish here in the Forum.

Jerry.

major_force · User Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 12 Location: Atlanta, Ga.

I assume this post by Warhero was deleted and the message we are reading is from jerry. If this is true, there sure is a double standard going on around here. You state that the post was rude and had nothing pertaining to stratego. If that's the case, then 90% of Sadistic's posts should be deleted. I am not advocating that Sadistic's posts be deleted, on the contrary,but why is everyone not afforded the same "free speech" here in the forum.

jerry · Posted: 19.01.2006 22:59 Post subject: Double Standards

Major,

Their is no double standards in the Post deleted by myself Sir, The post was simply removed for it's content, and I,m sure you would agree if you had read what was said.

Cheers Jerry.

Warhero_POW · User Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Posts: 42 Location: Owensboro, KY

Thats how Sadistic talks to me. I'm just given it back to em. He's a damn joke and you guys let him carry on in here like he fricken owns the place. He's a jerk & he is queer by the way!

sadistic · Posted: 20.01.2006 02:37 Post subject:

Warzero, I never write or speak in such a low level as you have. The stuff that you wrote was typical low grade trash and was completely devoid of any wit or humor. Go get an education before you tangle with me on the forum.

-deleted260 · Posted: 20.01.2006 05:06 Post subject:

Thank you Sadistic for even considering me in that prestigous topic...i will continue to strive for that TOP LEVEL game that you have...and to attempt to end AceRimmer's so called great winning streak...Sadistic...it is an honor to be your friend...and of course...it is always fun to learn from your TOP LEVEL Stratego!!!..KEYSER_SOZE
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Warhero_POW · User Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Posts: 42 Location: Owensboro, KY

Saspastic, your a lying #$%^. You know you mouthed off during the game the other day. You might think your witty and intellectually advanced over everyone here but I see right through your little boy syndrome. You probably still live with your mamma & boyfreind if the truth was known. I'll be in New York City either in June or July if you would like to buy me a drink. I'll be with my wife so dont think that your going to get in my pants or anything. I wouldn't want to make your partner jealous. Keep it out of your ass.
Sincerely, Warhero_POW

blackevil · User Joined: 05 Apr 2005 Posts: 12

yeah at least i made it to your ranking sad

thanks i really care

jerry · Posted: 20.01.2006 10:07 Post subject:

War,

Sadistic may "Talk the Talk" But to talk in a mannerism you did, does not warrent any merit to keep it posted here. Sadistic does not own the message board, never has and never will, I see his posts as funny,witty and smartly written, and for a writer to do this with out crossing the fine line can be viewed as pure recreational reading fun.

If you wish to dispute what was said in a more readable manner, then do so, OR use the Private PM Message service.

Cheers Jerry.

sadistic · Posted: 20.01.2006 12:36 Post subject:

Black Evil, you are a very good player. Don't worry about the rankings. Instead, have fun and play often!

Warzero, if you are as timid and cowardly in real life as you are in stratego, I would expect you to be hiding behind a bar, peeking out for me. If we finally met I would expect you to carefully place your wife and children in front of you in utter fear. You are bordering on obsession, Warzero. Please cease the nonsense before you begin screaming my name while fertilizing your wife. I'm sure the poor thing has been through enough in her life, being around such an effeminate, repugnant man.

It is never too late to get educated, Warzero. Maybe, and I am only saying MAYBE, if you behave, I will consider you for my fan club after some time and you can acquire your education there. You can join Brasnikos in my "special ed." class. Don't worry, it is all done online and you won't have to get on the small bus.