A Christmas Treat from Your Hero

[buttwheat]

I have afforded some of my precious time to come (as a Commish request) and post here for you all. I really have no reason to log on here. There is no competition, the graphics and layout look like they were assembled by Stevie Wonder, and the message board is about as interesting as listening to Oprah interview Montel. You've got the Goose, still acting grandiose and having as much intellect as a retarded orangutan. I see sexy Sadie has wandered back here with all his assorted, recycled ramblings. I visited the Rhino site provided here by Commish. Looks like youre more a carpet cleaner than a carpet muncher. By the way Potter, i coined the name "dipstick". It looks like Jerry is also on the editing trail. It appears that anything Meta is tops on the censorship hit list. Can't blame him for wanting to forget a place that has brought this illiterate twit so much disgrace. Can't forget the little pussy Kent. Just wanting to wish you all happy holidays! hehe...bunch of sorry-ass dweebs! (-:

[jerry]

I'm Surprised Commish would ask such a thing..Anyway fellow Gravonians would not appreciate anything you have to say, being one of the Nastiest Stratego players I have seen over the years..GO BACK TO YOUR DETROIT HOCKEY STICK SHAFT BUTTHEAD!!

Jerry.

[Guest]

Poor buttweep. I want all gravonians to understand his pain before jumping to conclusions.

Since my early days at meta, buttweep was humiliated by the mere presence of my overwhelming manhood, stellar education and masterful literary works. As an impoverished tree cutter, he was also aghast in horror when my wealth was inadvertently disclosed to him. When he chose to visit my website, he was humiliated even further upon the visual reality of my superfluous male beauty. To the contrary, when I saw pictures of buttweep, I was in near hysterics. This loud mouthed buffoon turned out to be nothing more than a rickety, weakling of an old man. Upon further research, I discovered buttweep's source of agony. He has always suffered at the hands of more gifted men. When he challenged me in stratego, he was beaten down like a cheap floozy. When he attempted, with futility, to wage war against me on the forum, he was completely annihilated in gruesome fashion. He is suffering from a condition called "Sadistic inferioritus". It is a hellion of a malady and he just can't "kick it". When buttweep received verification of my sexual triumphs, it was simply more than he could take. As a masturbatory jismaniac, buttweep only fantasized about the life that I have lead. His dream come true would be to wake up in my body. Every morning, he looks in the mirror only to gaze at the reality of being dealt bit poor genetics, unfit for barnyard stock. He was raised in the doldrums of the lowest grade city in the USA (Detroit), while I am the product of USA's most highly regarded city (NY). So, gravonians, before you become angry, I ask that you understand what he has been through. He has admired me for all that I am but also loathed me for all that he isn't. Nature is cruel and I did not make the rules. I have said many times; god gives some many gifts while others get junk.

[sadistic]

"Guest", my a$$. That's my glorious post up there!

If anybody wants to measure the merits of his nonsensical post on their own terms, simply read where he writes, "there is no competition". That statement alone, should be enough to discard his entire post as the mindless rubbish that it is. The fact is that buttweep is scared senseless of the competition at gravon and has chosen the "hide head in sand" defensive mechanism.

Please post a reply, buttweep. I will never grow tired of humiliating you before the public.

[buttwheat]

Rickety, eh? i'd snap your little pussy-ass neck like raw linguini. I don't know what pictures you've seen of me Shemp, but remembering those predictable, P-Dippyesk, pasta boy fashion photos of you, i have to ask the question: Which weighs more-YOU or that tacky-ass gold chain you wear around that chicken neck? Can't harldy wait for your P-Dippy breakdance video to come out on MTV. LMFAO!!!

[jerry]

Fellow Gravonians,

This incested leach which continues to provoke our message boards, is now again clear..looking close into these postings and comments used, reveals a pesky termite, useing false identity to disclaim others, mainly here Buttwheat ( who really is not bothered by this site) The 2 comments made by this loser, saying Commish sent me, and the gold chain around the neck of Sadistic was easy proof that these comments came from a outsider.

Well fellow Gravonians, this outsider is much a outsider, as we continue to make his appearance here, just a little harder.

Cheers Jerry.