Daffy found "belly up" following gruesome loss

[sadistic]

He tried to evade the inevitable. He stalled nearly every turn and had the audacity to proclaim, "I needed time to think", following the game. Daffy seems to have problems coping with devastating losses. This particular game was not a blowout as far as the numbers were concerned. He had more pieces but I had the power. This is a typical scenario in my games. Very rarely am I behind in a game and when I lose it is usually due to a desperate lotto spree that paid off for my criminally depraved opponent. Poor, sickly Daffy did not have such luck as he lost some key pieces to bombs in his kamikaze attempts. In the late game, he stalled every turn, reminding me of the infamous "turtle players" post by "The Hell He Can" Wellington. Daffster established himself as a turtle player and it was a disgraceful display of cowardice and very likely, a mental disorder. It seems that he was having trouble coping with my hoodazzling trickery and overwhelming intellect. In the aftermath, Daffy was found "belly up" like a goldfish, who hasn't quite survived. What made this game so humiliating for him was the way he was deceived, outsmarted and dominated on every level that defines manhood. In the end, Daffy did not have any alternative but to spew some insults and leave the site in disgrace. It's funny how revealing this game can be into the depths of personal turmoil and emotional frailty. Lets all pray for the holidays that Daffy has loved ones nearby in this trying time in his life. This was a traumatizing loss that will not be easy for Daffy to overcome.

[ricardo90]

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