"Lost A Lot" Lancelot

[sadistic]

This poor, hapless player has not won a single game. Why should someone like Sadistic care? Well, there is not any fun in beating down a dead horse. I am not completely heartless, for god's sake! This player should have the taste of victory. I am requesting that somebody take a dive for his cause but don't make it obvious. Make him think that he won. What.........? Me.............? Sorry, but I just don't have a dive in me. I have played some reckless games when I was not in the mood for a dance, but I just don't have a textbook dive in my repertoire. One of you "gg, good luck" angels surely has it in him. For the sake of humanity, somebody rescue this poor soul. He has 47 straight losses. By the time this fool gets to my electro shock machine for therapy, I'm afraid he is going to burn it out of juice before he is cured. Then what will we do? Escapees will run amok and on the loose at gravon. Consider "Lost a A Lot" Lancelot a priority. Anyone who takes a dive for him will get a free membership into my fan club.
I bet everyone is going to rush and plop to the canvas now!

[sadistic]

UPDATE!!! ALERT!!!

God bless, warlord who went down like a cheap floozy today against none other than, "Lost A Lot" Lancelot! Congratulations to Lancelot on his first victory. Warlord has proven his virtue as well as obedience to gravon's #1 personality. Warlord will receive a free membership to my fan club, which includes glorious tales of sexual conquest, stratego strategies, english grammar lessons, general advice on life and its challenges, enjoyable torture therapy methods and stratego setups from one of gravon's most deadly players (me, you bastards ).

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Warlord was able to end the streak of Lancelot.

Bow down.


"I would like to thank the Acedemy, and my father, my mother, 'Hello mum!' And of course Thorsten J and entire Gravon crew....."
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