DAFFY takes a DIVE

[sadistic]

Poor Daffy, all goofy and full of hope, approached our game in good spirits. Sadly, his lofty aspirations were deflated in short order. In a memorable display of cunning skill, I took his 1, losing my 2 in the process. However, I knew where his 2 was so I began an a$$ault elsewhere. First I took a 5 and then trapped his 2. It was at this time that DAFFY began showing suicidal tendencies, while simultaneously yearning for his childhood, a time when his life was devoid of such complications and public humiliation. The stress of this game became too much for him to handle. He made the unfortunate decision to exit the site. Indeed, he left me waiting 15 minutes for the victory. It was the only means of revenge available to him, after suffering this woeful personal decline and obvious demotion of personal worth.

Did he scurry into the arms of loved ones?
This could be a possible explanation for his unsportsmanlike behavior. Lets hope so, gravonians. After all, this was a crisis situation.

Could he be heading toward the road of self destruction?
Sadly, this is very probable. His inability to withstand such an excruciating loss was evident as the game progressed. Unexplained, spastic gestures were emanating from this sickly soul and I became deeply concerned for his mental health.

Sadistic, should he find solace in the fact that he lost to an all time great?
As many of you know, I am extraordinarily humble, yet even I cannot deny my glorious abilities. In my humble opinion, he should examine my greatness and celebrate the fact that he placed another brick in my growing temple of accomplishment.

Sadistic, can you remember defeating anyone so convincingly?
Please, gravonians, be realistic. My name is Sadistic and unless you're simplistic, you know that my skills are abundantly artistic. I have distributed gruesome defeats up and down the ranks on a regular basis. This blowout was not any different. The slovenly bum was simply too weak to handle this particular emasculation procedure. His family must have been aghast at his effeminate squeals during the game. He is not the first player who has suffered neurological disorders (jism convulsions, reckless limb wielding fits, uncontrollable bodily excretions, etc.) after one of my legendary a$s whippings.

Beloved leader, what do you suggest for therapy at a time like this?
I suggest a bold, energetic therapeutic approach for DAFFY. The fact that he could not handle this type of defeat indicates that he is suffering some alarming personal deficiencies that will not allow him to a$$imilate into society. This is a serious case and it should not to be taken lightly. If anybody knows him personally, please disclose this incident to his family members so that they can console him during the challenging recovery period that awaits him. Untreated, he is likely to withdraw and become very self destructive. I also hope that caring loved ones place plastic sheets on his bed for the next few nights to avoid urinary contamination and further family embarrassment.

Best Wishes, DAFFY!! If this gives you hope, I promise that I will consider allowing you into my fan club, once you recover.

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1mao

Awesome glorious post humorous as usual. I enjoyed reading it. It gave me much pleasure.

[tableplay]

Many a thesis could be written on the myriad ways in which losses are dealt with by Gravonians. While Daffy might deal with a loss by leaving the game and then engaging in introversion, others might go on a drunken binge or worse, commit some sort of spousal abuse. My favorite way of dealing with my losses is to find a wall made of brick and bang my head against it until I no longer feel frustrated. This usually happens at the point of unconsiousness . . .

[art]

Losses to tableplay are by far the most frustrating as he never swarms your pieces off the table nor lets you pick off his little indians either. I am glad the interior walls of my house are not made of brick.
Good job Gean

Sadistic could you finish your harlequin romance novel,