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Where does your greatness come from, Sadistic?

 
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Alter Hase


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PostPosted: 08.09.2005 18:30    Post subject: Where does your greatness come from, Sadistic? Reply with quote

I hear this question so often that I have decided that it is time to respond. It is not easy for me to discuss such things, considering my bashful, humble demeanor. However, I am willing to make the sacrifice on behalf of my immense fan base here at gravon. In reality this is a profound question with many complexities, so lets start from the beginning, shall we?

The potential for greatness originates from superior genetics. Not only do I come from parents with stellar educations (father - PHD, college professor, mother - 2 master degrees, english teacher), but my heritage consists of males who have dominated their respective societies for centuries. Our bloodline has been respected and feared among other males and we have mounted the finest females as well, since the beginning of time. Females of rubbish genetics were left for the common folk as Sadistic ancestors plowed away like nature's inherent aristocracy. I could go on and on of our triumphs but let me simplify things. My father kicked your father's a$$. My grandfather humiliated and bludgeoned your grandfather, shortly after a disturbing intellectual confrontation. Your great grandfather could not handle my great grandfather's rousing aggression, overwhelming manhood and carefully calculated, mathematical fisticuff delivery systems (while yours was hitting air, mine was connecting to jawbones, temples and other a$$orted "hot spots"). While your great, great grandfather was bedding mediocre, robust, and weighty females (with more than a desirable amount of body hair), my g.g. grandfather was pumping his superior genetic code into dream girls of our yesteryear. Intellect combined with gruesome strength is a deadly combination. Through generations, this lethal formula has lead my pedigree to the forefront. I am the culmination of centuries of careful breeding and what a fine specimen I am. Since my childhood I have excelled in academics as well as sports. By the time I reached 20 years old, I was quite aware of the profound influence my glorious presence had on females. I began to capitalize on these opportunities and found the ensuing activities to be quite enjoyable. For the next several years I successfully mounted, with great pride, some of the most deliciously beautiful females that nature had to offer. This fact seems to astonish some males with great delight, while others are aghast and suffering in their dark caverns of jealousy. I do not expect to be loved by all.

The next time some of you wonder how and why I perform so well under pressure here at gravon, refer to this post. It will help you find peace with my male dominance. Blessed be my fans!!

*p.s. I would like to welcome "The Hell He Can" Wellington into my fan club. I'm glad to have you aboard, Well!


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PostPosted: 09.09.2005 17:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

I consider myself as a fan also.
I've never read such hi-profile-poetry.

I mean it, Sadistic posts are fun to read.

Keep up the good work, it keeps the forum alive.

Wussy
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sadistic
Alter Hase


Joined: 17 Nov 2004
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Location: Florida, USA

PostPosted: 09.09.2005 19:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's just what a sick f*ck like me needs.................encouragement!

GOD BLESS WUSSY!!

Where is Dr. G a i u s?
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