Sadistic Statue above each page

[sadistic]

Maybe I am a dreamer but I feel it is only appropriate that a statue of myself be created by a sculptor from this site. Someone here must be a sculptor! It should be erected, photographed and placed on display at gravon above each page for all members to admire. As a symbol of elite proportions it would serve as a motivator to all. Ideals such as "play like a man", "don't be a -", "play to win", "ass whipping fun", "blowout", "it's all for sex", "God bless -", and of course "don't f#@k with me, nerds" would be presumed upon the sight of such a magnificent icon. I think my numerous outspoken fans are deserving of such a feature as well. I think it is only fair to recognize that 95% of the players here, whether friend or foe, dream of growing up to be just like I am. This statue could give them hope.
Sure I am a relative newbie but perhaps my soul was haunting this place even before my body came along. Metagorge promised at one time to display such a statue but never delivered. Is it wrong for me to expect more from gravon?