Dirac in distress, gets a gift from god

[sadistic]

God is a prankster, sometimes on your side, sometimes not. Yesterday he was on dirac's side, not mine. I was in a drawn out, boring game against dirac in which we each had a marshall. I also had a major and captain, while dirac's best was a fleet footed lieutenant. Dirac was hiding his marshall as though he were a deformed stepchild. I figured out where he was, however, and it was time to begin the mulching process, thus putting the game away. Just at this moment, my internet connection went out and did not return until this morning. I got a loss and dirac an undeserved win. It's not a big deal. The most important thing is that other players know that I was winning and did not leave dirac there waiting 15 minutes. I despise that type of ploy and see it frequently from other players. I would never do something so gay in nature. Sure, "twinkle toes" dirac was giving a questionable performance but I was going to win and god zapped me with one of his bag of tricks. When I die I am going to take this up with him and dirac will be forced to finish the game. If dirac is not dead yet and he "twinkle toes" his body away from harm, eluding the grim reaper, I will zap him so we can finish this game without interference. Either that or dirac can send an email now and have spion remove the game. My guess is that dirac would prefer the measley point or two he was gifted. What if dirac dies first? Will he zap me? Hell no! If he does that, he'll be forced to finish the game, sooner rather than later! I'm going to get ya, "twinkle toes"!