Famous Sadistic Quotes

[sadistic]

I have received many requests to post up some of my more memorable quotes and as usual, I refuse to disappoint my beloved fans. Below is a list of some of these ingenius thoughts, which have slipped off of my fingers and onto the forum and chatroom pages.

1. "If I ever had the sh!t kicked out of me like you just did, I would run under my bed and hide there until the thought of sex pulled me out"

2. "There isn't anything quite as pleasing as a jacka$$ willing to throw himself into a sh!tload of humiliation for my benefit"

3. "God created the scrub for superior individuals like us to use for our personal amusement"

4. "It amazes me that individuals like this can absorb so much failure and still have the courage to embrace a new day"

5. "Every now and then I feel obligated to throw some bread into the Scrub Pit just to keep the poor bas7ard$ alive, so I can kick the pis$ out of them again someday"

6. "You better go tell your euro brethren that there is a new world order and that he is to be addressed as 'King Sadi'".

7. "Women have sex with men so that men will spend time with them. Men spend time with women so that women will have sex with them"

8. 'Don't bring that sh!t game around me anymore"

9. "When I play somebody like you, I wonder, how many men have pinned you down and mounted you into such a state of feminism"

10. "I don't blame you for running away from me. Who likes getting the sh1t kicked out of them?"

11. "If you love your wife and want to keep her, don't show her a picture of me. On the other hand, if you love your wife and want better sex, show her a picture of me and tell her I am married".

12. "I don't blame you at all for being angry. Sh1tful genetics like yours should have been wiped out 20 generations ago"

13. "I'm so god damn good, it frightens me!"

14. "Wake up, you sad pack of dipsh1ts!! Sadi Claus is here and about to unload a big, fat bag of ass whippings just for you!!"

[unbiasbob]

Yeah, I know about that scrub pit thing. That's how I felt after playing joker the other day. I needed those soothing words to move forward and win again

[ricardo90]

lol
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[ruben87]

no.11 is the best I think

[ruben87]

Another -quite different than the others- famous quote of Sadistic:

''Sure Wussy, playa1 and support are not on my hit list of victims in my current winning streak. That would be impossible.''

[unbiasbob]

lol

[ruben87]

Hey bob I am looking forward to play you soon. I think I never played you before...

[unbiasbob]

Yes buddy, we shall do that. I guess we played a ranked game over a year ago but I dont remember it. It wasn't long after Christmas 2005. Did you get a lotto pipe that Christmas, ruber? I do know one thing dude, you are a vastly improved player since that time whereas I am mired in the same muck now that I was then. cheers dude

[ruben87]

Now I see you won the first match in march 2006. Didnt remember it either.

[art]

yes, I lotto, I offer no apologies
* art joined the game on place 1
* art inserted a coin. The game was started. Have a lot of fun!
() oh i forgot -
(art) its one major
(art) i have no skill
() yes - and it spoiled the game again
() but it is my fault
(art) dont play 1220 players
() i forgot again that you do this
(art) swapping
(art) is not out of question for you instead

* () gave up and so art won the game!

[unbiasbob]

some quotes from sadistic's infamous "Which one of you can end Sadistic's 30 game winning streak?" thread. This is especially relevant as sadistic has a 17 game streak currently:


All that is left is for one of you gravonians to be the one and only player to end this streak of mine. As a reward to the first to pop my bubbling ego, you will have a choice of 3 prizes;

1. an american sports hat or jersey of your team choice (not bad!)

2. a lifetime membership into my fan club (wow)

3. an autographed photograph of your hero (assuming I am your hero!)


4. a lifetime of advice on acquiring those beautiful females of the world (a hell of a deal, from the master, himself)


Somebody has to end this winning streak and soon. My already inflated ego is about to burst off the scale. Oh, god, somebody save me from myself!

The ruckus shall begin on Friday evening. I will play a few games on friday night. If I do not lose, I will play Saturday against you Sadistic hating freaks until I lose and the winner chooses his reward!


FLASH UPDATE!!! Ruben withdrew his chance to play me today and meiko substituted, only to take a crushing defeat. I will play only one ranked game per day until one of you defeats me. Tomorrow, Brass will get first chance and if he declines or is absent, somebody else can substitute for him. I warned you that continued success could influence my ego and low and behold, it already has. Today's victory has boosted my ego strength up to 450ft lbs per square inch. Due to this new development, there will be a mandatory requirement before each game. My opponent must proclaim, "Sadistic, I thank you for the opportunity to stop your winning streak and hope to grow up someday, to be just like you". Any player who fails to write this statement will be denied the right to play me.

Oh hell, I love being such a celebrity.


Oh, I love all this attention. Is it fair to say that my current celebrity status is equal to people like Michael Jordan, Muhammad Ali, Babe Ruth, Elvis Presley, Mick Jagger...................? Will I need to invest in body guards in times that I am in the public? This all happened so fast!


This unheard of winning streak is merely one more chapter in my book of greatness. Wow, somebody better beat me soon. My ego is ballooning out of control!



rofl

[ruben87]

hehe yes funny