"Sims" goes to the theater

sadistic · Posted: 18.04.2007 17:25 Post subject: "Sims" goes to the theater

I don't know who this new player is, ranked #2 on this year's list. I do know one thing; he is the latest to jump into Sadi Claus' big, bulbous bag of a$$ whipping fun. Lets face it, King Sadi is one nasty s.o.b. when it comes to this game. Sims was having a party at gravon, beating the pants off of Dozer the Poser and generally running wild as if gravon were his playground. This is all fine and dandy but if a player hangs around gravon just a bit too long, he is going to run into King Sadi's Reality Theater and what a sickening experience that can be, for a dreamer. Sims sat in his seat and was expecting a pleasant show. He nibbled on some popcorn and clenched his girlfriend's hand. The lights went out and he stretched his legs. "Ahh....", he said. Don't get so comfortable, Simmy baby. The play had so much action that Simster did not realize that his pocket was being picked. When he finally noticed, he grabbed his girlfriend's hand but it felt hairy and cold. King Sadi's Reality Theater was a show gone bad for Simster and about to become his worst nightmare. As the show progressed, Sims was getting the sh1t kicked out of him by Sadi's ghosts. Before long, he woke up outside the theater and ran for his life. His clothes were ripped, his heart broken and his pride, a shell of its former self.

Next time Sims walks into gravon, I think he is going to run right past the theater and head straight for Dozer's Restaurant. He'd surely rather have a bite of turkey, than suffer a sh1t whipping like this again.

acerimmer · Posted: 18.04.2007 18:28 Post subject:

Hehehe.

Nice post and excellent analagy.

I will have to find sims to great him myself.......that's if he returns?
After a whipping like that.....he may be scared for life.

unbiasbob · Alter Hase Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 604

Clearly the loss was a horror show for sims. after going 22-2-1, he is now 3-2 since the King Sadi massacre. In his other loss, he was used to scrub the floor by scrubgannon. This will teach the guy to dance and prance around Gravon like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, thinking he can get all the hot chicks

sadistic · Posted: 18.04.2007 21:37 Post subject:

He should have taken off for at least 1 month. A gruesome loss like this requires a carefully planned and disciplined protocol, in order to achieve satisfactory recovery. Simster jumped right back on the horse and was pummeled by the town riff raff.

At this point, Sims should be considered an institutional escapee and treated with care.

unbiasbob · Alter Hase Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 604

Last I checked, some dudes in white coats were giving chase to sims