Sadi vs. Santa, who is the better Claus??

[sadistic]

1. Santa only comes once a year. Sadi is around all year long, generously distributing presents for gravonians.

2. There are questions as to whether Santa is real or not. Sadi is a proven fact, his superior genetics confirmed by fertilized females throughout the world's landscape.

3. Santa has smelly deer pulling his sled. Sadi Claus has beautiful, naked females pulling his sled. Which would you rather have showing up at your house?

4. If you put out treats for Santa, he will sneak in the night, eat them and run. If you put out treats for Sadi, he will hang out with you at the table and share glorious tales of sexual conquest as well as heroic a$$ whippings in stratego. You might even get one of his ingenius setups if the cookies are especially good.

5. Santa only gives presents to GOOD kids. Sadi gives his presents to all fools who are crazy enough to play him.

6. When Santa says, "Ho, ho ho", it is merely some nonsensical, pot bellied gesture which doesn't mean a damn thing. When Sadi says "Ho, ho, ho", you will usually observe a slew of sex crazed females running toward him. You could possibly be the lucky recipient of some of the extras. Lets face it; it pays to be around somebody as cool as Sadi Claus.

7. Most of Santa's presents end up in the garbage in a very short time. Sadi's presents have life long longevity, often leaving permanent emotional effects. Do you honestly think that Ehrlicher Wreck used to piss himself before he reached into Sadi Claus' jumbo bag of presents?

8. After Santa gives you his presents, he does not even say a word or write you anything special. Sadi never leaves you without a special token, such as "a$$ whipping fun", "what a sh!t kicking that was", "do you have loved ones nearby at a time like this?", "don't bring that sh1t game around me anymore". Sadi treats you as though you were somebody special. Isn't that nice??

9. We don't even know if Santa is clean, the blubberous swine. Meanwhile, Sadi has given damn near every gravonian a bath, especially the infamous "Sabba". "Sabba takes a bath" was revered by the highest grade scholars, upon its release on the gravon forum and Sadi Claus has provided a$$ whipping baths for all, ever since.

10. Santa only signs his name on presents and was never known to be a skilled writer. Sadi embellishes some of the most delightful literature for all gravonians to enjoy...........you know, like this one, for example!!

[unbiasbob]

any way this can be made into a poll? I vote for sadi claus. who can argue with all those compelling reasons? especially the one about the smelly deer

[ricardo90]

lol i vote sadi claus XD
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