Warlord gets Walloped!

[sadistic]

Despite some rather successful and criminal lottoing on his part, Warlord was completely outclassed and driven to ruins today. In the end, he had a colonel, 4 sergeants, spy and a miner. I had a marshall, major, captain and a miner. A good player would have brought out his pieces, spread them out, and try to sneak in his miner. Warlord did nothing of the sort. Instead, he ran around with his colonel, scampering like a schoolgirl who just saw her first boner. He then began stalling turns, "I'll be back in a minute". It was an appalling display of poor sportsmanship. What did I do? I employed an old favorite, the "Rapunzel Shuffle". I won't lie; it took quite a bit of time to fool him but fool him, it did and I consumed his colonel in time. Yum, that tasted good! Now he was really mad, for he had been hoodazzled! He brought out his pieces, only to have his spy snipped. This infuriated warlord and so he left the site in shame, without forfeiting. He wanted me to wait 15 minutes for the win and that was fine with me. I took the time to reminisce of my great performance and got myself quite excited. Was it the best 15 minutes of my life? No, that honor has to go to the time I spent with a deliciously fine south american female. With skin so smooth, she couldn't have been a day over 19. Every man's dream, she walked.............wait...........where the hell was I? Ok, back to the blowout.

Should warlord be suspended from play? My first reaction would be to say yes. However, considering the severity of this particular a$$ whipping, maybe there is another route of action that gravon should take. Of course, I would suggest the usual for the victim; groping of loved ones, ice on the forehead, lots of rest and aspirin. In this case, I would also suggest some psychological therapy just to be safe. Following tests and full dosage shock treatments, gravon management should evaluate his mental condition.

Warlord got walloped today and his life may never be the same. I think that all of us gravonians should take a minute or two to pray for warlord and to thank god for creating Sadistic, our beloved hero. Now, on to the next a$$ whipping!

[lightwing]

He hitted the same bomb, with his Marshall AND General today, against me.

[sadistic]

This is a true indication that my blowout has caused him serious brain damage. He needs to be apprehended immediately and taken in for observation and therapy. I had a hunch that his loved ones would fail him and surely, they have.