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So what changes might be made to other games to bring them into the 21st century?

Here are a few ideas we really hope the game companies don't take:

• Operation: A dice roll is now required before each round to see if the HMO agrees to let the operation take place.

• Battleship: Greenpeace protest ships placed at random spots on the game board.

• Pac-Man: Pac-Man gets taken off a fattening diet of power pills and blue ghosts so he won't be so roly-poly.

• Stratego: Several months of U.N. resolutions required before play begins.

• Clue: Nonstop coverage of the continuing investigation by CNN, Fox News, Court TV and, for some unfathomable reason, Entertainment Tonight.

• Chess: Outdated kings and queens replaced with elected officials.

• Pole Position: High gas prices lead to races no faster than 35 mph to conserve fuel.

• Scrabble: Computer "emoticons" added to appeal to modern kids. : )


Modern Monopoly: What if other companies follow Hasbro and update their games into the 'here and now'?