Watch out for "Jism Juzam"

sadistic · Posted: 03.02.2006 02:40 Post subject: Watch out for "Jism Juzam"

He was once a lottoing fool but he has been transformed into a twinkle toed fairy. I was up a captain but he had knowledge of my general and I did not have any of his pieces. After watching his best effeminate imitation of the Rapunzel shuffle, I made the wise decision that a victory was not worth this boring escapade, so after some time, I bulled in recklessly with my marshall and lost it. Anything was better than watching this blundering fool rotate pieces around and around, on and on. Now I am faced with a dilemma. Is it worse to play Jism Juzam as a lottoist or a twinkler? I am perplexed! Well, I guess the best policy is to pass a game with this buffoon because both of his strategies are not exactly entertaining or respectable. One thing I must admit; Jism Juzam has many colors to his game. Who is he? What makes him tick? Is he a lottoman or a twinkler? How should I set up my pieces next time? When he twinkles should I lotto? When he lottoes should I twinkle? Nah.........too much pride for that.

Warhero_POW · User Joined: 28 Feb 2003 Posts: 42 Location: Owensboro, KY

You've had confrontations with just about everyone at this site. No one cares what you think or say anymore.
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Sincerely, Warhero_POW

warhero, you was warned several times.

3 months - till 01.05.06
posting under other names will extend this period.

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sadistic · Posted: 03.02.2006 12:10 Post subject:

It was just a joke, Warzero, and meant in humor. You need to get over your obsession with me. Whenever you mention me it is done so along with some graphic h0mo innuendo. This gives me valuable clues as to what is ailing you. Perhaps it is time for you to "come out of the closet". Perhaps a little therapy might correct the problem. Have you heard of my electro zapper? Oh, I could toast the ailments of a fruitcake like you, right out of your system in short order. Is your wife aware of your obsession with me? Has she noticed you breathing heavily and screaming my name while you are in the shower? I sincerely hope that you decide on therapy. There are many methods that could help but the quickest and least expensive is my world famous electro therapy machine. This boomer has been idling, waiting for Brasnikos for a long time. The Brass man has eluded not only the authorities but this delightful therapy as well. In the interim, it could use a little tune up on you! BZZZT! BZZZT!!!

ricardo90 · Posted: 06.02.2006 19:56 Post subject: