Lessons from Sadistic

sadistic · Posted: 21.01.2005 04:40 Post subject: Lessons from Sadistic

I am overwhelmed. I cannot keep up with the demand for my knowledge of how to be successful with the female sex. I have received numerous emails on a daily basis and my fan base is growing so quickly that I feel the need to respond to the onslaught. As many of you know, I have been unusually successful in acquiring beautiful females. Personal friends frequently say things like "how do you do it?", "damn, I wish I were you", "why did you dump her?..........oh, now I see why", "how many girls were in your house. It sounded like a few".
I have been fairly humble as of late, but now is not the time. My beloved fans need to be informed, for in a sense they live through my glory.
Like all great literature we will need structure so I will begin with chapter 1 (Appearance).
Chapter 1 - As men we have the cards stacked against us in this category. Even a supreme specimen like I am cannot compete with the beauty of a female at her best. Therefore, we need to put in the extra work. Females want us to look strong but clean. Don't be one of those hairy backed behemoths that we all laugh at on the beach. Be groomed and attempt to conceal whatever physical shortcomings you have. Keep your body hair in check, not just the grub on top of your hollow head. Facial hair should be kept to a minimum. Trimming all body hair is desireable but don't shave yourself to the degree of being as smooth as a woman. Some suntan is good depending on your natural skin color. Keep your rodent teeth clean and use bleach if necessary. Wear good clothes that are in style. Present yourself as someone living life on the edge of today, not yesterday. Clothes can have this effect. Remember, you are dealing with a child-like mind. Deal with it accordingly and don't be too proud. Remember to boast at every possible opportunity about what a god damn good looking man you are, even if you are a vile looking swine. Confidence is very important and thank god women are easy to bamboozle with bombastic claims. They want to believe your lies, so don't disappoint. This brings us to the 2nd chapter..............

sadistic · Posted: 21.01.2005 16:28 Post subject:

Chapter 2 (Good Lies Go a Long Way)
Any self respecting man knows he must lie like a thief in order to bag the best females. Females demand to be entertained and there is no better means of providing them with that, than to lie. It is a craft and it should be custom designed for each particular female. Tell them what they want to hear. Their simple minded imaginations will take it from there. The first lie relates to chapter 1 (Appearance). Explain to the female that your specific genetics are superior. Even if you are deformed, present it as a positive. For example, lets imagine that you have bowed legs and are as bald as babies buttocks. Explain that the bowed legs have been proven to provide greater starting gate launches in foot races and in reproductive processes, they provide superior thrust and limb locking. What some view as a repugnant bald head is an aerodynamic masterpiece, which also relates to your design for speed. Don't be afraid to come up with baseless medical facts ("Did you know that a bald man is 65% more likely to produce healthy children than a man with a full head of hair?").
Lie about money first and foremost. Make sure you have some material things that will support this. If nothing else purchase a few fake diamonds. It is preferable to have a car, nice house, etc. If you don't, print up a bogus bank statement and explain that you are living like vermin at the moment because you are amassing tremendous sums of money to share with the woman of your dreams, when you meet her. Don't be surprised to see her shredding clothes at the immediate release of this statement.
She will ask "how many girlfriends did you have?". Your answer has to be precise. Tell her a number that proves you have experience and are not a nerd, but don't give her a number so high that it makes you look like a derelict who cannot be trusted.
Have friends lie for you. They can say things like "remember the time you saved that dolphin?". Good friends will make you out to be a hero. Friends who are not willing to do this should be dealt with through arson, rocks catapulted to the head and/or torture therapies.
Stay tuned for Chapter 3...............

Gaius_Marius · Fortgeschrittener Joined: 04 May 2003 Posts: 199

Sadistic does this apply to all women or just the bimbos? Come up with a chapter that explains how to date a nice intelligent educated female. Other than that your chapters on how to bag a bubbleheaded ho seem right on target

BTW what school's alumni do you belong to?

Guest · Posted: 21.01.2005 19:59 Post subject:

My advice for acquiring a nice, intelligent woman is to search outside the USA. The American female has found herself embracing the male image to the extent she wants to be a man. This causes all types of imbalances and obstacles on the path to having a happy, productive relationship. The American female, therefore fits into this "bimbo" category. Of course there are exceptions and you could conceivably find a needle in a hay stack, but odds are against you.

-deleted129 · Posted: 21.01.2005 20:23 Post subject: Re: Lessons from Sadistic

Gaius_Marius · Fortgeschrittener Joined: 04 May 2003 Posts: 199

Mr. Guest whoever you are that's the biggest piece of horsecrap I've ever heard in my life. There are Nice girls and crappy girls. I'm sorry if all you've ever met were bar vixens but there ARE nice American girls out there. It seems to me you aren't man enough or intelligent enough to handle the 21st century woman otherwise you wouldn't want a South American slave, as I like to call it, to just say to you "yes" "no" and obey like a good little slave wife. Or maybe its because you can't carry a conversation well enough for any girl to be interested in you. Haven't you ever thought that maybe those South American girls are interested in you only because you provide a one way ticket to the U.S. GREEN CARD! lol. Women are the same anywhere you go.

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sadistic · Posted: 22.01.2005 00:04 Post subject:

Mr -. I am going to let you slide this time because you didn't know it was I. "Guest" in this instance was I. I just forgot to log in before I posted. To set the record straight, I have mounted so many American females I would never be able to recount all of their names. Some were smart, some were not. All were fine and when it comes to sex, that has always been my sole prerequisite.
In my opinion a man gets more for his money if he invests in a woman from another, more traditional culture. American women expect their man to be superman, always want more, and if you come up short of this at any time during the course of the relationship, don't expect her to be happy. Her sense of loyalty seems to be dependent on her man's ability to keep up the torrid pace necessary to keep her entertained and feeling good. Her needs are constantly changing and the threshold necessary to accomplish her happiness is forever increasing to a higher level. It is the equivalent of a drug addict. I agree that women are opportunistic independent of their backround. I also believe that women expect something in return for whatever they give. My argument is that you get more for your money if you have someone from another culture with more traditional values. American culture is teaching females to act independently, think about themselves before others, have sex with females, bear children regardless of marital status, marry with the expectancy of divorce and so on.
South America is not the only source of ideal females. I am also not suggesting that they should be slaves or treated with disrespect. I just happen to feel that traditional values are conducive to good male/female relationships. I feel that American culture and morality is falling apart.
There certainly are nice American girls out there an men have many problems also. We sure as hell are not perfect (although I am pretty damn close to it). My suggestion to you is to try someone from another culture and see if you would then go back to an American female. I have and I won't. Now back to the original topic and on to chapter 3......

sadistic · Posted: 22.01.2005 00:27 Post subject:

Chapter 3-Exposing Your Talent

Every self respecting man should have some form of accomplishment that he has achieved. Even if it is merely being a good stratego player, use it. Bring that female home and nonchalanty make your move over to the computer and drive some scrub into the ground in her presence. A good scrub will make you look like a world class stratego he-man every time. This will establish your hierarchy among males which is a major turn on to any female.
I have always said some people are born with many talents while others get junk. Those who got junk will have their work cut out for them, but with creative hoodazzlery, one can overcome defective genetics. I don't expect many other men to have it easy like I do (artistic talent, mind boggling intelligence, athletic talent and of course magnificent appearance and strength). Use what you have and showboat it in a subtle yet easily apparent way. All forms of animal life do this, why shouldn't we?
I suggest all men work on talents in preparation for acquiring females. By all means try to have a fit body. Learn how to dance. Find interests and advance your abilities in these areas. A slovenly pig will not impress a female in the least.
Educate yourself and always exaggerate your intelligence. Every mental misfit thinks he or she is intelligent. Even a complete retard says "I am a very smart man". Allow for this curve and increase your IQ by at least 15% when asked.
Chapter 4 coming up...............

sadistic · Posted: 23.01.2005 02:11 Post subject:

Chapter 4 - Hide your family

Whatever you do, don't introduce her to your family. Nobody can damage the beautiful foundation of lies that you have erected, more so than your family. Don't make the mistake of thinking that your family is impressive, either. All families are comprised of years of embarrassment and you don't want any prospective breeding processes to be jeopardized due to potential disclosure from your family. When it comes to sexual exploits, adopt a policy of abandoning your family. The son's of bitches mean well, but they don't have any sense for your agenda. They can only do harm and there is not anything more frustrating than a family, who within minutes, can dismantle all that you have built up in your pursuit of the female. You could be within a step away from humpus completus (scientific term) only to have her scurry away in hysterics as if her hair were on fire. Trust me, the dumb bastards you love, will blow it!
One's view of his family is not realistic. You may think they are a beautiful bunch. The rest of the world sees them as repugnant, vile, simple minded beasts who eat their food, breathe their air and spend their money. Nobody else loves them and nobody ever will.
On the other hand, family can be utilized at the correct time, which is when you want to get rid of the female. NEVER, and I mean NEVER let her meet them before you have engaged in sex.
Chapter 5 coming up.....................

Guest · Posted: 23.01.2005 05:03 Post subject:

How do I join the Sadistic fan club? I love his posts and look forward to reading them whenever I log on. Please keep Sadistic here!

Guest · Posted: 23.01.2005 09:08 Post subject:

"Her needs are constantly changing and the threshold necessary to accomplish her happiness is forever increasing to a higher level. It is the equivalent of a drug addict."

AGREE

also AGREE that SADISTIC is part of the reason that America is falling apart. His conquaesitus view of "woman" is what ends relationships, not admitting you're a nerdy simpleton who loves clicking red & blue squares.
Honesty is the best policy.

sadistic · Posted: 23.01.2005 16:48 Post subject:

I suppose that I am going to have to request that - refrain from replying to my posts. Otherwise, escapees like this obvious and embittered metagorge member will continue to soil my literary masterpieces. Refrain -. My posts are for the men to read, not the fags.
To clear up any possible confusion, I would like to make this statement. Men are by nature, conquerors. Our instinct is to provide continuation of our genetics through breeding with multiple females. Of course, there are social ramifications to this behavior, which is why it is minimized in reality. Is there a man among us who would not have sex with every single attractive female available if there were not penalties involved? I also never said to discard women as a rule. The simple fact is this; most relationships do not last, therefore it is a reality that a man will most likely go through several before settling with one.
Mr. Guest #2 writes about being honest or real with oneself. First of all, if you advocate this policy why didn't you respond in your registered name? From the little that this twerp wrote I can only deduce that he is a - and a coward. This is what leads me to believe it is an enraged metagorge member. The pain and humiliation that I have caused members there is quite profound. Then again, as you all know, I have warned others time and again. Don't f@$% with me, nerds.

-deleted456 · Newbie Joined: 12 Jan 2005 Posts: 7

WHAT A MAGNIFICENT POST SADISTIC. SO EDUCATIONAL. SO WELL WRITEN. PLEASE! TELL US MORE! WE WANT CHAPTER 5.

lightwing · Posted: 24.01.2005 14:51 Post subject:

is there also lessons from Sadistic in stratego coming up ?

sadistic · Posted: 24.01.2005 15:27 Post subject:

Although I would never deny my beloved fans, I don't think you need any help with your game, lightwing. You are a very accomplished player. Chapter 5 will be coming up this week, PUNISHMENT. Thank you, beloved fans!