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sadistic Alter Hase
Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 820 Location: Florida, USA
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Posted: 11.10.2005 20:45 Post subject: Mare in Despair |
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I will be the first to admit that I have administered some blowouts to gravonian victims. Yet, as I look at the graveyard in this game against Mare, I cannot help but realize the severity of the gruesome humiliation that I unwittingly unloaded upon this escapee. Sure, it was rude to leave me sitting in the room for 15 minutes. However, I am using these 15 minutes wisely by composing this glorious post. This beleaguered beatnik obviously realized all too late that her genetic code had taken on a challenge beyond it's capability. Why would someone of such a reckless, mongrel bloodline challenge such an all time great? Sadly, I cannot answer that, gravonians. Mare was simply rejected as poor stock shortly after a feeble attempt to upgrade her bloodline. She yearned for my superior * and yet, was denied. Oh, how she wanted to bear my young..........
Was there a time when there was hope?
Not once she clicked "done" for her setup.
Would you suggest therapy, beloved leader?
Are you kidding, devoted fans of mine? I suggest institutionalization and nothing less. I have seen some soul crushing blowouts in my time, but this one was beyond painful. Mare's psychological condition must be in complete disarray. Yes........ Of course!..........Violent tantrums? Without a doubt..............Self destructive behaviors?
Will Mare come looking for a rematch? Most severe cases make this common mistake. DcSabba did this a while ago and look what it did to him.
Fortunately, I have composed a short poem on behalf of my latest casualty. Hopefully it will cheer her up in this trying time.
Mare, was once without a care,
shuffling through the streets,
Her happy fad would soon be sad,
upon a gruesome defeat.
Mare was quite aware,
of the greatness within Sadistic,
but Mare was proud and took a chance,
however unrealistic.
The game was predictable, of course,
with a genius pitted against a horse,
glory would not be denied.
Poor Mare, would bear the ugly glare,
until she ran and cried.
*deleted*
Sadistic mounts her, then walks away,
much to Mare's dismay,
Not good enough, her heart is hurt,
she sadly staggers away.
It's ok for girls like you to delve in the world of fantasy,
but comes a time, you realize,
you're but a kneeling floozy to me
Last edited by sadistic on 01.04.2007 00:32; edited 1 time in total |
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unbiasbob Alter Hase
Joined: 21 Jun 2005 Posts: 604
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Posted: 24.03.2007 09:34 Post subject: |
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I was going through some old posts and came across this one. I thought this might be a good idea for gravonians who have to wait out 15 minutes due to a runner; we can write stratego poetry and post it here. This is a great creative way to use the 15 minutes rather than waste the time. |
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ruben87 Gravon Administrator
Joined: 16 Feb 2006 Posts: 1220 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: 26.03.2007 10:29 Post subject: |
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You should write more Poets Sadi! I think many enjoy them.
There is only missing a title and a deleted part..  |
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ricardo90 Alter Hase

Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 639 Location: the Netherlands, Rotterdam-Ridderkerk
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Posted: 26.03.2007 13:30 Post subject: |
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too bad _________________ OWNAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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sadistic Alter Hase
Joined: 17 Nov 2004 Posts: 820 Location: Florida, USA
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Posted: 30.03.2007 22:12 Post subject: |
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As you might expect, the deleted part was the best part. |
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ricardo90 Alter Hase

Joined: 23 Oct 2004 Posts: 639 Location: the Netherlands, Rotterdam-Ridderkerk
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Posted: 31.03.2007 13:28 Post subject: |
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couldn't be else  _________________ OWNAGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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