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sadistic
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PostPosted: 02.11.2016 18:52    Post subject: Snappie Takes a Bath Reply with quote

Since it was an unranked game against an unranked player, I allowed Snappie to get a nice lead. Having said this, I could read her setup and every move with ease. I call this type of player a "flasher" because she exposes herself, often without even being aware and oh, so shamelessly.

Now, I will be the first to admit that this floozy got her hopes up and was playing very carefully, hoping to covet the jewels oft the legendary Sadistic. Snappie was taking big chances and they were all going her way.....well, except for one thing, I was marching my marshall and escort piece toward her flag and she did not defend it well. As the street walker was failing to attend her flailing skirt, Sadi wasted no time delivering the pounding.

In one fell swoop, Snappie's dream came to an end, as I plucked her treats like the savage that I am, when it comes to these things. She had a complete look of surprise but was she really?

Beloved fans, I ask that you be easy with poor Snappie. After all, she has just been roughed up on an emotional level that brings back memories of the legendary Sabba bathing, which took place so many years ago.

The lesson to be learned? Even if you are dressed in an alias, you are always welcome to take a bath in Sadi's infamous bath tub.
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PostPosted: 04.11.2016 15:46    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let me know when you are ready for you bathtime Sadi, I think you need it!
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PostPosted: 05.11.2016 19:57    Post subject: Reply with quote

ruben87 wrote:
Let me know when you are ready for you bathtime Sadi, I think you need it!


Based on the sheer numbers of beautiful but untested females, whom I have enjoyed over the recent few years, I would say that you have a point. Furthermore, I might require some added hydrogen peroxide to the water., just in case one of these floozies exposed me to bug or two. Having said this, I have my doubts that you are worthy of a Sadi game or even qualified to issue such a bathing.

You see, you have not been playing regularly and I expect that you would be in weak form. This could lead to a vicious beating, something that your ego would not be able to endure. As a huge Sadi fan, you are not exactly on my hit list and I would rather see you frolic and succeed in beating lesser opponents. If at some point, I see that you are playing regularly and doing well, perhaps it would be a good time for you to play me.

Lastly, the holiday season is coming up and perhaps you might want to try to reach into Sadi Claus' big bag of ass whipping fun. Please get in line and bring some bandaids, just in case you grip into something far less than a gift.
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PostPosted: 08.11.2016 22:19    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im still playing regularly, but mostly offline. As you can see at www.kleier.net. We just had the Dutch championsships (its not on kleier yet). Players like playa1 and morx/leto could not beat me there.

But Ive a better idea. Why a bath when we could have a pool? Lets retry your original country clash idea on a planned weekend. I will bring 2 or 3 Dutch players, you bring the americans and maybe some other nations/players want to play too. Sounds good?


sadistic wrote:
ruben87 wrote:
Let me know when you are ready for you bathtime Sadi, I think you need it!


Based on the sheer numbers of beautiful but untested females, whom I have enjoyed over the recent few years, I would say that you have a point. Furthermore, I might require some added hydrogen peroxide to the water., just in case one of these floozies exposed me to bug or two. Having said this, I have my doubts that you are worthy of a Sadi game or even qualified to issue such a bathing.

You see, you have not been playing regularly and I expect that you would be in weak form. This could lead to a vicious beating, something that your ego would not be able to endure. As a huge Sadi fan, you are not exactly on my hit list and I would rather see you frolic and succeed in beating lesser opponents. If at some point, I see that you are playing regularly and doing well, perhaps it would be a good time for you to play me.

Lastly, the holiday season is coming up and perhaps you might want to try to reach into Sadi Claus' big bag of ass whipping fun. Please get in line and bring some bandaids, just in case you grip into something far less than a gift.
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sadistic
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PostPosted: 09.11.2016 19:18    Post subject: Reply with quote

ruben87 wrote:
Im still playing regularly, but mostly offline. As you can see at www.kleier.net. We just had the Dutch championsships (its not on kleier yet). Players like playa1 and morx/leto could not beat me there.

But Ive a better idea. Why a bath when we could have a pool? Lets retry your original country clash idea on a planned weekend. I will bring 2 or 3 Dutch players, you bring the americans and maybe some other nations/players want to play too. Sounds good?


sadistic wrote:
ruben87 wrote:
Let me know when you are ready for you bathtime Sadi, I think you need it!


Based on the sheer numbers of beautiful but untested females, whom I have enjoyed over the recent few years, I would say that you have a point. Furthermore, I might require some added hydrogen peroxide to the water., just in case one of these floozies exposed me to bug or two. Having said this, I have my doubts that you are worthy of a Sadi game or even qualified to issue such a bathing.

You see, you have not been playing regularly and I expect that you would be in weak form. This could lead to a vicious beating, something that your ego would not be able to endure. As a huge Sadi fan, you are not exactly on my hit list and I would rather see you frolic and succeed in beating lesser opponents. If at some point, I see that you are playing regularly and doing well, perhaps it would be a good time for you to play me.

Lastly, the holiday season is coming up and perhaps you might want to try to reach into Sadi Claus' big bag of ass whipping fun. Please get in line and bring some bandaids, just in case you grip into something far less than a gift.


That would be great, Ruben except that I would be the first to acknowledge that the Dutch are the best players of Stratego. The other problem is that I do not correspond with the other leading american players, so I would not be able to organize it.
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