Special Announcement

[sadistic]

While you beloved fans await my return, I would like to feed your hope by sharing some recent experiences with you. I request that management at Gravon understand that these adoring fans of mine require regular maintenance and updates from their hero.

This weekend was an eventful one. Spending time at my luxurious weekend beach house with my 2 children, I came under pressure by some local females when they saw me in a public setting that one would think was harmlessly innocent. These two females were not shy to address their livid interest in me and frankly, we cannot blame them, can we? With a body to die for and stunning good looks, I am a subject that not many females can ignore.

I will not delve into a verbose and at this point, redundant occurrence but let me disclose a simple description of the events that ensued. Admiring Gravon members, international heroes have been celebrated over far lesser feats as I continued my winning streak. Boosted to high hell on a Red Bull beverage, I was like a twin turbo Dodge Viper. As the morning sun rose, my companions realized that they were among greatness and I dropped them off at their homes. As noted as I am for my humble and understated nature, this is no time for that. Simply put, my ability is nothing short of spectacular and these two females are sure to propagate the legendary lore of King Sadi.

Carry on with your gaming, knowing that your king is taking care of business on the most important battlefronts of life.

[ruben87]

Give this man some viagra.

[sadistic]