Sadi Claus 2014

[sadistic]

Beloved Gravon members, while we await Lightwing's return, there is excitement to be had. Every year, my junior pets relish in the seasonal joy and arrival of Sadi Claus and this year will not be any different. Perhaps, there are more ass whippings in Sadi's bag of tricks, than ever before. With the arrival of Hielco (using the lame alias of Freddy Krueger), one might wonder if Sadi Claus will complete his route, or should we say "rout"?

You see, Sadi's skills are at an all time high and it now seems impossible to defeat our beloved hero without blind and mindless luck. To outskill Sadi is a dream better not forged, for it can only lead to gruesome disappointment and possible alcoholism.

Come forth, my greedy, little piglets and reach into Sadi's deep sack of ass whipping fun. A few of you could escape with a gift but I have to be honest; most of you will hobble away, aghast at the superior pedigree that has just violated you.

Sing your Sadi Claus carols and indulge in the holiday cheer, for thou art about to be owned. Every year, we stratego players pretend not to know who the best player is and every year, we get reminded at the close of December.

Please do not allow any related females of yours, to observe the inevitable thrashing that you are about to absorb. It is enough for me to fend off my plethora of groping female fans without your weak genetic offerings climbing aboard the herd. Now, behave!

MERRY ASSWHIPMAS, beloved fans!

[zach21]

I wish I wasn't working all the time and could be present a lot. I checked the forum here at work because I am bored.

I very much enjoyed this.

Merry Ass Whippings

Zach